my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12
aren’t you forgetting someone
- Long time no see - matagal nang bulag
- Misunderstanding - babaeng nakatayo sa ilali
- Persuading - unang kasal
- Predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa
- Selfish - nagbebenta ng isda
- Contemplate - kaunti ang plato
- Defeat - ang mga paa
- Effort - landingan ng airplane
- Statue - ikaw ba yan?
- Dilemma - brownout?
- Aspect - pantusok ng yelo
- CD Rom - tingnan ang kwarto
- City - numero bago mag otso
- The value - susunod sa letrang “V”
Sana’y may natutunan kayo :D
Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.
Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people thatperson was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”
this is fucked up.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence